1. We’ll be playing topless.
2. Alan will be playing bottomless.
3. Tigerwood will be playing too.
4. We have new songs.
5. We have a new song that includes the word “Cavalier”.
6. There will be a mysterious Italian stallion on drums.
7. Alan will be playing bottomless.
8. Thursday nights in the LES are the new black.
9. We’ll turn water into wine.
10. We rock harder with more people.